My daughter (age 3) drew the NYC subway map. The accuracy is astounding. pic.twitter.com/TELdfYm2Ig

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) May 11, 2021

I changed my 3-year-old's name to Kidney Stone because the irritation he causes has yet to pass

— A Bearer Of Dad News🇬🇾 (@HomeWithPeanut) May 10, 2021

Tonight my 4 year old said I made the best ever pizza he’s ever ever had, so if you think I’m taking the credit for a cheap supermarket own brand frozen pizza you’ll be correct

— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) May 11, 2021

6 yo : I can't get out of bed.

Me : Why not?

6yo : Because I'm awake, but my hair is still asleep.

— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) May 12, 2021

Quick question:

Can you still consider yourself to be a good parent if you mentally refer to your kids as “little turds”?

— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) May 13, 2021

My toddler threw a clipboard at me. This is no way for a boss to treat an unpaid intern.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 12, 2021

No parenting book or blog post prepares you for the first time a young child asks where cryptocurrency comes from.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 11, 2021